What can one say about Milton Keynes? A souless, lifeless dump perhaps? In fairness the kids were all a good bunch, even though all the schools looked as if the designs had been modeled on prisons. The accomadation was truely awful, it was a B+B that was run by a Chinese gentleman who could hardly speak english and who's breakfast consisted of a couple of pieces of cold toast with a slab of butter slapped onto the top, as well the place being freezing it also smelled quite a bit, a relief to be moving on. So two weeks left; Essex and North Yorkshire, looking at the schedule there can only be a maximum of 14 shows left.